To the Spanish Speaking Men at the laundromat:
If you have a question or need help with something, yes I speak spanish. If you’re hitting on me, “No hablo español.”
To the Old Men at the laundromat:If you’re hitting on me, I also don’t hear well.
To my female, married, in her 60s, and totally not hitting on me neighbor who saw me on my way back from the laundromat, in my sweats (half of which I wore to bed last night) my “I can’t be bothered with my hair right now” baseball cap, and my “please nobody make eye contact with me right now” dark sunglasses, and gave me a huge smile and out of nowhere said “You look GOOD!”I love you.
April 16, 2008 at 6:16 pm
AWESOME post…
I love your observations and conversations!!
April 16, 2008 at 7:46 pm
lol, aww how sweet of your neighbor.
April 17, 2008 at 4:08 am
Very sweet neighbor! (And I’m impressed you have so many guys hitting on you)
April 17, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Laundromats are strange places. You have a great neighbor though!
April 18, 2008 at 12:27 am
Thanks MP
abbie, nora, vanessa: Yeah, she was pretty much the highlight of my day.
I’m telling you… sweats, baseball cap, sunglasses, no make up… -Very nice to have someone say (who wasn’t after me! 
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-And Nora: It’s not that impressive! Lol! I just don’t look threatening to anyone so they all figure they have a chance!
April 18, 2008 at 3:17 am
You hottie!!!
April 19, 2008 at 7:47 pm
No, that would be my MOM.